A Murder Mystery to Swallow Whole

‘TABLE FOR ONE: The Standard’ is a new novel soon to be published in paperback and on Kindle on the Amazon platform.

**Fine dining and serial killers!  What could be tastier reading?**

  • Jacques Rousseau is the owner of Chez Rousseau, the finest restaurant in Chicago.  He apprenticed in France with the legendary Pierre Letreuce as a young man and Jacques is now a world-class chef with TWO Michelin stars in his culinary galaxy and enjoys the hottest restaurant and a massive foodie following in Chicago AND America.
  • Dangerous, chilling foes are trying to STEAL the Jacques Rousseau brand, even if it means brutally eliminating the chef and his team, and Jacques is forced to rely on help from Chicago’s top Mafia Chief, Don Anthony Cribaldi.
  • TABLE FOR ONE: The Standard is a gourmet’s dream – a murder mystery and suspense series set in the world of fine dining and high cuisine.  Never before has food, wine and suspense held center-stage in a murder mystery plot so tantalizingly, and you’re served course after lovely course!
  •  Is there a serial killer loose in Chicago, and will the notorious and slimy District Attorney, Joe Ellison, cover up the facts on the crimes?  Watch Chicago PD medical examiners Del Clayton and Liz Keller, a razor-sharp team of forensic weapons, as they pare through the evidence to solve a string of bloody homicides.  
  • Will Jacques keep his empire intact and his friends alive?  Or will he ladle out his own lethal justice…and serve it ICE COLD?

Sit down, pour your favorite beverage and FEAST on this murder mystery with a full and inviting menu!

Coming Soon:  TABLE FOR ONE:  The Dying Season, arrives Summer 2023, and more installments in the Jacques Rousseau Mystery Series!

I’ll keep you posted as the publication date nears – it’s not too long now!

-JLL

The New Citizen Journalism, Part II

You all want to be discerning, fact-seeking citizens – citizens who no longer tolerate the fluffy lies of the MSM (Main-Stream Media).  No one ever benefitted from such lies, especially now, when factual information is critical to our lives and livelihoods.  The MSM could give two, fat rat’s asses about you…don’t ever kid yourself otherwise.

That said, here are more sources to be found in other alternate media channels and the Internet.  These are sources who exist to report facts without bias, without the undue influence of advertisers’ dollars; they exist to expose the massive political conspiracy underway in our country.  These writers and reporters and publishers have one agenda: Report facts.  No egos, no ratings need, no greedy motivations.  Just the facts, sir and ma’am, from people who wish to do GOOD during this crisis.  No axes to grind here, friends.  Just the facts, objectively reported.

The List:

Next News Network / Mark Dice / Paul Joseph Watson / Judicial Watch / Project Veritas Action / Robert David Steele / The Duran / RT / Millenial Millie / One America News Network / Dan Bongino / The Truth Factory / The Still Report / “Declassified”, with Gina Shakespeare.  

The content of these reporters/sources vary from the medical state of Covid-19 to political commentary to statistical analysis to geopolitical trends and military descriptive.  Some are political and cultural humorists.

The upside?  You’ll get an unvarnished view, backed by more factual research than you’ll find at ABC/CBS/NBC/CNN/FOX, etc.  Remember, your local television and radio reporters are simply junior versions of the Big 6.  They’re not to be trusted, either.

You no longer have to tolerate being insulted by CBS showing you fake footage they claim came from a supposedly besieged New York hospital that was actually shot at an Italian hospital “exercise”.

You can tell Lester Holt & everyone else at NBC News to go fly a kite.  Imagine them, seemingly “forgetting” about three Brooklyn hospitals that have no issues whatsoever and stand ready to take on any patients.   Oops!

And CNN and the rest?  I won’t even dignify them.  They are the modern-day “Chicken Littles”, all with a sociopathic bent, meaning they have no feelings of remorse about lying to you.

Enjoy the list, my friends.  Enjoy the comfort and satisfaction that you’ll be closer to the facts.  Stay safe and healthy, America!  We are fast becoming The Next Greatest Generation.

-JL

The New Journalism

Citizen journalism is the wave of the future.  Say goodbye to Lester Holt and his ilk.  We’ve been deceived and manipulated for so very long.  Now, it’s different.  Now, the lies of the MSM are actually having a catastrophic effect on us all.  Unfortunately for the networks and anyone locally holding a mic right now, the pool will eventually be drained.

Other than that, how are you holding up?  You are fully immersed in Week Two of The Shut-Down, so it’s safe to bet you’re about at your wits’ end.  I won’t even speculate on your situations.  I’m suffering just as you are.  If you live in a different part of the country, or the world, no doubt your life is the same, ridiculous upside-down regimen.

Basically, it sucks having a gun to your head, right?  What the hell did YOU do?  Nothing.

We SO want to blame someone**.  We want to grab them, scream in their face, shove them up against a wall, take a baseball bat to their head.  We want vengeance for the ‘WHY’ of what happened.  We all know WHAT happened, but we want to put a face or faces on this whole, ugly, evil, worldwide ordeal, and most importantly, WE WANT A REASON.

Eventually, we’ll get our answers.  (See note below)

In the meantime, check out these independent journalists, all members of the new “Citizen Journalism Network”.

*Epoch Times – this guy has a solid handle on what’s going on in China, Hong Kong, Taiwan.

*Jason Goodman

*Zero Hedge

*True Pundit

*Black Conservative Patriot

There are a fair number of others, but these are a good start to getting facts, not fear.  It’s straightforward reporting and fact-based, something completely absent in the media here in the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul and certainly including our network shills and n’er-do-wells.

Give them a read.  And congratulate yourself.

Stay safe, everyone.  Stay home.  Somebody loves you.

-JL

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**Who to blame?  It sure as hell isn’t Donald Trump.  Don’t even think about it.  You’re smarter than that.

(Note:  Shout-out to Chinese President Xi Jinping and the rest of Communist China?       Oh, are you ever going to pay. You’ll be kissing the asses of our great-great-great grandchildren and beyond. Make no mistake about it.)

 

 

Are Amazon DCs Safe?

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Allegations of unsafe conditions at Amazon distribution centers around the country began surfacing last week.  The accusations come from thousands of Amazon employees who are claiming a widespread lack of latex gloves, masks and other personal-protective-equipment (PPEs).  Conditions at the Amazon Staten Island, New York facility were such that employees staged a one-day strike yesterday in an attempt to bring closer attention to the situation.

Amazon, the world’s largest company, literally represents a critical supply chain source for millions of Americans during the coronavirus pandemic.  It’s imperative that the safety of employees be ensured, but the safety of the billions of packages they deliver to American homes must be a top-level priority as well.

A message to the Amazon corporate offices in Seattle went unanswered.

The company issued a press release and executive team members claim the company is “taking every precaution to ensure employee safety during the ongoing coronavirus pandemic”.  This is standard protocol for any company, but the smoke from this fire continues to drift around social media, lending possible credence that the allegations may in fact be true or that the company may be slow in responding to employee concerns and package safety and integrity.

An email message was also placed to the office of Minnesota Governor Tim Walz.  We are waiting to hear an answer back to the question if our Minnesota Amazon DCs are safe for employees and the packages they deliver to you.

More to come….  Stay safe and healthy, everyone!

Baseball and Hugs

Today was supposed to be Opening Day for the 2020 Major League Baseball season.  Rather than feel cheated of the absence of my first true love, I’m actually having a much better time reliving all my baseball memories, great and grand they are.

Favorite baseball memory of all time:  Kent Hrbek blasted a grand slam home run in Game 6 of the 1987 World Series.  It put the Twins on top for good in that game and catapulted the team into overwhelming momentum going into Game 7.  “Herbie” unleashed and slashed across the strike zone and launched the ball to dead center field.

As he rounded first base, his arms were extended out, flaps-style, like he were some gigantic 747, lifting all of Minnesota nation into orbit with him.  His mile-wide grin was nuclear and priceless.  He crossed home plate and straight into the arms of Kirby Puckett, and the two bear-crushed each other into pure joy.  I’ve loved sports all my life and in all the winning celebrations I’ve ever witnessed, I’ve never seen a hug between teammates like that.  The game’s battle had hung in the balance, the outcome still in doubt…and with one swing, a man proved himself and his teammates worthy in war.  Puckett’s homecoming hug to Herbie was a moving, tear-provoking mixture of relief and love and gratitude and fun and finally, an unquestioned belief in all things good.

So as it goes with baseball, I’m also reliving the first time I understood the power and significance of hugs when I give them.

My grandfather (my dad’s dad) died in August of 1981.  I was 17.  I sang “The Lord’s Prayer” at his funeral.  I had never done that before, so I was not only saddened at the loss of my grandfather, I was nearly overwhelmed by a ‘pants-filling fear’ at getting up and singing in front of a large crowd.  I shouldn’t have worried.  I nailed it.

My Dad and I hadn’t gotten along for some time.  I was 17 and everyone to me was an idiot.  Dad didn’t help by having to be right 100% of the time and being supremely sanctimonious when he did it.  So, the state of things between us wasn’t on firm footing.

After the funeral, Dad came up to me, hesitatingly, reluctantly.  He had tears in his eyes, which from behind his glasses looked like sad little creeks roaming around, lost. That was my Dad, at that moment… he was lost.   He squared his shoulders, looked at me wistfully and put out his big right hand.  He called me by my favorite nickname. “Jackson…you have no idea what your singing meant to me and your mother”.  He started to falter.  “I (sniff) just want you to know (sniff) how proud I am of you”.

I took his hand with the strong, purposeful grip he had taught me and started to say something like “Hey…I’m really sorry you don’t have your dad anymore, Dad…”, and suddenly it jolted me, and I understood what was needed.

I grabbed my Dad as hard as a 17-year old could manage and pulled him into a massive, clenching embrace.  The hell with bad feelings and impetuous teenagers and self-righteous dads.  That hug sent a waterfall of cleansing sympathy and empathy and forgiveness and admiration over the two of us.  I felt my Dad’s big frame literally release a truckload of tension and grief.  For the first time in my life, I understood.  Hugs really can heal.  Dad and I finished our hug and pulled back and looked into each other’s eyes.  We were going to be fine.  I was a good son.  He was a good Dad.


The next time I realized the power of hugs?  I was in college, on a date.  At the end of the night, I was hugging a short, impossibly cute, sassy girl with crazily green eyes and truly large, magnificent breasts.  And she was hugging back, hard.

That was pretty nice, too.

 

 

 

The Lost Art of Letter Writing

 

That title almost makes it sound as though we’ve misplaced something of rare, intrinsic value and we’re desperately searching for it.  Untrue.

 

We didn’t lose the notion of letter writing, we abandoned it.  Cell phones came out and we might as well have thrown away our pens and paper and envelopes and American flag stamps. In this current downtime, it struck me with sudden wisdom that we could all write a letter to someone.  To anyone.  It wouldn’t have to be anything grandiose or flowery or poetic.  No soundtrack needed.  We’re not going to recreate the love letters from Mr. And Mrs. Browning to each other.  They’ve already been written.

 

Write a message on some paper, place it in an envelope, add the correct address and plop a stamp in the upper right corner.  Head to the mailbox or the Post Office or wherever you deliver your deliverables.  Done.   OR…if you’ve been cooped up with people the past week or so, and you’re ready to kick someone’s butt because you’re sick of seeing them AGAIN…write them a note and put it in an envelope where they’ll find it.  It might just make them and you forget what you were arguing about before.  Just choose your words carefully.

 

There is no art to letter writing.  There is an act to letter writing.  Especially now, what with everyone paralyzed in their homes, wandering about with a five-mile stare in their eyes, this is something that can fill the empty hours until, God willing, normal life returns.  But why can’t it be a new exercise in your life?

 

Remember reading kind, friendly words on a piece of paper from someone?  As children, if we were fortunate, we received letters from grandparents or other family members or friends on our birthdays or the holidays or whenever.  I remember my great Aunt Blanche’s wickedly cursive handwriting, amplified on certain levels by tiny crooks in her letters, a sign of her advancing arthritis – the woman was in her 80s when I was a child of 9 or 10.  But her letters were wonderful, and I remember them fondly even now in my middle 50s.

 

Were you ever lucky enough to get a note in school, perhaps from a would-be admirer?  You know, the kind passed hand-to-hand from the author to you in math class until it arrived over your shoulder as you sat at your desk?  That irrepressible thrill, knowing that Janie or Bob really liked you?   Your hormones were already in a state of permanent overdrive, so you walked on air the rest of the day, didn’t you?  Couldn’t hold a thought in your adolescent mind, except the object of your affection.  Mmmmm.

 

Surely, if it wasn’t a note from a smitten girl/boy friend-in-waiting, you’ve received a letter before, haven’t you?  You’re locked in, just you and your friend, alone with those magical words telling what only you and they know and share and love.  Just you and them and the words and the feeling, whirling around you.  You’re the only two people in Creation at the moment.  Makes posting on Facebook feel like a rave.  Or a pat-down.

 

I’ll make a sizeable wager you haven’t written a letter in years.  Now’s the time.  Take a few minutes today or tomorrow or this weekend.  Pick someone who would be tickled out of their socks to get a letter from you.  You don’t need Egyptian cotton stationery or envelopes bordered in gold leaf.  Grab a nice, clean sheet of paper and write a letter.  Want to type it on your computer, instead?  Go ahead!  But as a personal touch, sign it with a flourish so they see your hand and then add a handwritten ‘P.S.’ at the end.  Makes it more personal, seeing your unique lettering.  They could hover their hand over where you wrote the letters and imagine you as you wrote them and the years would flood back, washing you with memories from a kinder, simpler place.

 

Write a letter, now!  It could be the sweetest, most personal gesture you’ve done in a long time, and it’ll make two people’s day!

 

The Next Greatest Generation

 

We have all heard the stories and history of that era of men and women and youth who struggled through the Great Depression of the 1930s and through the end of World War II.
They are known as The Greatest Generation.
I have a substantial question for us all:    Are we The Next Greatest Generation?  We are now facing a crisis every bit as formidable as that from 80-90 years ago.
It began when the stock market crashed in October of 1929   The actual financial depression wasn’t fully defined and acknowledged until later in 1930.
President Herbert Hoover was ultimately revealed and exposed as a weak world leader, because he was totally overwhelmed by the financial collapse. Hoover failed to make American lives better in any manner: His stay-the-course philosophy was akin to giving his sailors a teacup to bilge out an aircraft carrier. His communications to the nation were shockingly poor. A sheer, tsunami-like wave of desperation tore through America, and Hoover did nothing to assuage fears. He couldn’t even manage a voice of reasoned calm.
The Greatest Generation surmised they were engaged alone, in battle for essentially everything. The words “bread line” or “soup line” are alien to you and I, but were a daily salvation and reality of nearly every town in the 1930s. Those fortunate to have work held quiet gratitude that money was there, at least temporarily, to keep them and their beloveds afloat and nourished for another week, another month. I dare say they didn’t look too far past that proverbial timeline, because nothing was guaranteed in those early desperate days, in that stifling climate of uncertainty and outright, black fear.

Fully 25% of the population was unemployed. Millions of Americans abandoned their brick-and-mortar homes to migrate toward any other potential prosperity there might be, and in the only shelter they had left – their cars.
In 1998, former NBC News Anchor legend Tom Brokaw wrote a masterful homage to them.  It was rightly called, The Greatest Generation, and it’s arguably one of the finest tributes to those Americans ever written. It was they who kept their wits and their faith and their work ethic and their sympathetic sensibilities intact during the worst time in our history.
These people turned the ideal of sacrifice into a daily working mantra. They learned to adapt, to make do, to go without, to fix things, to give up for themselves and give to those less fortunate. They went to bed hungry.

 

The adage of “grace under pressure” is often used to pay credit to an athlete or performer whose work appears inspiringly effortless even under the perception of sheer, brutal duress. The Greatest Generation deserves that singular definition even more so, because they weren’t playing a fun game or singing a little song. They were fighting for their daily bread, and fighting bravely, with a determined grace we now can only look upon with awe.
Don’t get me wrong. There were plenty of idiots and douchebags and selfish pricks and miscreants and criminals and human turds out and about from 1930 to 1945. We have them now, in our current crisis.  Back then, not all of the population were decent, upstanding, ordinary people in an extraordinary time. Some took gross advantage of others. Some swindled and stole. Some killed.
Most Americans survived the nearly 10 years of the Great Depression, but a great many died, from starvation, illness, devastation and many suicides. Those who lived on had to endure five more years of physical and mental sacrifice as America and the Allied Nations fought and won World War II against the Axis Powers of Germany, Italy and Japan (and Russia to a smaller degree). That is why we call them The Greatest Generation. They did it for over 15 years. Imagine that…FIFTEEN YEARS.

 

Now, fast-forward to the present day:

The Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020 is our Great Depression.  It is our World War 3.  It’s worse, because this has struck America and the world with frightening speed.  We’ve barely been able to comprehend what’s happening, and now it’s literally on top of us.  We’re going to find out in the next month where this disease is going.  We need to “flatten the curve” and stop the spread of Covid-19.

My dear readers, I ask: Will You Step Up? Will we all gather up our courage and stare down the Coronavirus Pandemic, that scummy scourge Covid-19? Will you give the needed sacrifices that have to be made if we are to overcome?
The only way we’ll win this is if we work together. We won’t defeat this enemy with just the Baby Boomers, or just the Millennials, or the Gen X and Gen Y’ers or any other single demographic. It must be a collaboration on all fronts, a total team effort. We’ve got a job to do right now and our mission is to take care of each other. But…we need a leader.
By 1932, President Franklin Delano Roosevelt took the helm in the Oval Office and exploded onto the political stage, declaring his famous mission statement:

“We have nothing to fear, except fear itself!”

This man gave a wounded nation a real vision of light through the darkness. With his many economic stimulus programs, his weekly radio “fireside chats”, his firm nature and good humor, with his fortitude alone, he armed the American people with the resolve needed to move through the very worst of times.   And he did it from a wheelchair.

 
We are soldiers in this pandemic war, but any army must always have a general of substance, a bona fide, fearless soul that leads us into each battle, for in the words of Shakespeare, we are most definitely “heading once more into the breach, dear friends”.

And now, a special, cautionary word to the media.  Stop antagonizing.  No more fear-mongering.  Ditch your egos and your need for ratings and your self-importance.  As a former journalist, I remember well, my lessons from college:  “You’re journalists – you report the news – you don’t hinder the process by becoming part of the news story.  EVER”.

I believe in America. I believe in our strength, in our resourcefulness, in our compassion, in our spirit. I believe we have what it takes – call it perseverance, gumption, determination, stick-to-itiveness, guts or nuts…take your pick. Then do it. Eat less, exercise more, engage your children and spouses and family and friends. Pray. Do for others, whenever you safely can. Learn to live without. Most of all, realize how precious life is. Focus less on material things and celebrities and needless fashion and overpaid athletes.  Our American life is a pretty damn good thing.  And worth fighting for.

It’s up to all of us. One team. One mission. One nation. Under God, indivisible.

We are The Next Greatest Generation.

 

 

A Little Tuesday Poem

The Great Fortune Cookie Conspiracy

 

I tasted the ginger and garlic and shrimp
as it lay on a soft white bed of sticky grain
and reading with my free hand neatly printed letters
on a small thin paper strip
freed from an orange cookie cocoon
new convictions toward the peace I seek

the words found their way to my wallet
joined with the other thin paper strips
earned by my frequent pilgrimages to temples
of Mandarin, Canton, Szechuan and Thai delicacies
a marriage of wondrous food and sage philosophy

days later while finding more money to pay the cashier woman
for another fine Cantonese meal
of silky jasmine rice and lovely Egg Foo Young
another slip congratulated me on my good financial sense
and I gave thanks and praise to the restaurant owner’s fortune cookie prophet
wise they must surely be
their razor insights a marvel

encouraged, I make misty plans to end my labors
and spend my newfound fortune on the less fortuned souls
but the worn work boots under my table hear this
and laugh haughtily, chastising my naivete
wearing and whittling at my infinite middle American hope

If I have live such a good and pure life to deserve
the sacred words from the white slips so be it
and I have lived that life, loved my fellow man
but this fortune cookie teller is a liar
so my shirt shrugs
I turn the other cheek
and stuff it with hot lo mein noodle

Bacon Sounds Like Applause

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Think I’m kidding?

Listen to a pan of bacon the next time you fry some up.  Close your eyes.  Don’t put your head close to the pan, stay a safe distance away.  Duh.  Keep your eyes closed and let your ears take over.  Hearing doesn’t get nearly its due as one of the keenest senses, because we don’t often take the time or effort to fine-tune it.  Take my advice:  close your eyes and let your inner Mozart take over.

Make your mind drift to the warmth of a lazy July afternoon when BLTs are all the rage, what with the arrival of freshly grown and impossibly, passionately red tomatoes and greener-than-Ireland lettuce.

Start your pan on the stove cold, and lay those thick, fatty slabs in the pan.  Fill it up, and then let the burner fly.  Close your eyes.  You’ll hear it almost immediately, like a tepid audience warming up and then realizing en masse they’ve just witnessed something remarkable on the stage.  No, more than remarkable:  A once-in-a-lifetime, bravura performance of tour-de-force proportions.

The applause grows quickly, exponentially, gaining universally in strength and vigor and enthusiasm…and unbridled joy!  Now, it’s a symphony of all-out release!  The music of appreciation, of gratitude!  Applause and more applause, crashing in waves!  Multitudes of pairs of hands exploding against each other, crackling and shattering!  It’s a crescendoed swooning of humanity, the magic sound of it all!  Spirits soar, faiths are renewed and dreary existence is once again restored back to that sublime, wholesome promise we once knew as children!  We have all, once again, become masters of our worlds!

Not a bad little sojourn into the wondrously possible, eh?  All, courtesy of a couple minutes listening to a frying pan of bacon.

Now, go dream or daydream of BLTs.  Or better yet, if I’ve inspired you sufficiently, fry up some good bacon and earn your own personal culinary standing ovation!

Just don’t burn the bacon taking a curtain call.

Saved By My Nuts

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As many of you have read, the holidays weren’t wonderful for me.  Having lost my little, special boy, Skamper the day before Christmas, I was in no mood for enjoyment of any kind.  My appetite went with him.  I took in rivers of liquids of varying kinds, but wasn’t in it for the flavor or ambiance, but for the numbing, anesthetic quality.

The drinks worked, for a bit …then again, nah, maybe they didn’t work so well.  Time, that tired cliché, screwed me over too.  I’m still in mourning, for Skamper, for my failed marriage…for me.  I haven’t yet found myself in toto, but a certain hunger came back tonight, returning to moi in the form of a round little package from the Blue Diamond Nut Company.

Thanks be to Smokehouse Almonds.

I began the fresh can with my usual blessing:  Eating three smoked almonds, my “trinity”.  One, two, three…Father, Son, Holy Spirit (I’m not kidding…it’s a spiritual thing).  Unlike the food I’ve barely ingested these past few weeks, this finally tasted like coming home after a long, life-sucking trip.  Crunch and salt and smoke – my appetite stirred (what is this?), then came awake with a shocking shudder.  I ran to the refrigerator for a cold bottle of root beer, the very best flavor balance and pairing with these fine nuts.  And I ate like a man possessed-afire.

It was not graceful.  It was not refined.  I ate handful after handful of crisp nuts, gloriously smoky, and drained first one, then another smooth bottle of Stewart’s Root Beer.  I took back my appetite like a warrior, like Hector reborn…and issued a corps of loud, lusty, life-affirming belches in return.

I’ll take it as a sign of better times to come.

Forgive my piggishness.  I’ll have better manners next time.  Go get yourself something to eat, now, you hear?